Modern times...

 

 

Soft Focus

 



So you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 

 

 

Dog Day Afternoon 



It's all just a blur...

 

 

Eye Opener





By the looks of it, the Big City is turning into Perp City these days.  Considering the sheer volume of lawbreakers, it seems the NYPD might be spread too thin and in need of reinforcement...

 

 

Meet the solution: Gotham's latest reincarnation of a classic crime fighting superhero, a lone vigilante battling the vermin, scum, punks, predators and parasites on the mean streets of this great metropolis.

 

I give you...NIGHTWING !

 

 

I know I feel a heckuva lot safer knowing this masked crusader will be on patrol to keep us safe and out of harm's way.  Thank-you, Nightwing, thank-you...and God bless.

 

Winging It

 





Hmmmm...and I always thought that midtown Manhattan was a no-fly zone.  This kid must've inhaled some of the helium from all those balloons...

 

 

Flighty Child

 



Cushions available...

 

 

Knee Knockers





A New York Minute tale:

 

Snoozing peacefully one minute...



 

...rousted by four firemen the next:

 

Wake-Up Call

 

 

Far out, man.  We had Transformers back in the 60's, too.  They were called mushrooms...

 

 

Generation Gap

 



"Signs, signs, everywhere a sign..."

 

                                from "Signs"

 Five Man Electrical Band (1970)

 

 

Hosed

 



Just another routine, normal, humdrum day in the city...

 





Smoke and Mirrors
 



Look kids, it's Elmo, and the poor little fella looks really tuckered out from working soooo hard posing for photos with the hordes of cheapskate tourists in Times Square.

Can you guess what Elmo is thinking about?

 Here's a hint boys and girls: Does everyone know what icy cold Coronas are? 

 

Miserable Muppet

 





Eat your hearts out, fellas...

 

 

Pouch Pooch

 



Okay, roger that, but would some occasional defecating be all right?
  

 

Dumping Ground

 

 



Celeb sighting of the day:

 

Actresses Jemima Kirke and Zosia Mamet from the HBO series Girls shoot a scene on Sullivan Street in Soho this morning...

 

 

Girls Girls



I guess you could say he's crushing on her--literally...

 

 

Main Squeeze

 



Oh, come on, people, I know it's Monday, but wake up, smell the java and get with the program.  Look, if you were made of gold, you'd have an assistant with a broom following you around, too.  Hellooooo...ever hear of gold dust?  Uh-huh, yeah, thought so...

   



 

Golden Retriever

 

 

My oh my, what have we here boys and girls?  Perhaps a perturbed perp agitated by his apprehension?

 

Nah, he's just a perp perturbed about his missing chapeau, which another officer graciously retrieves: A textbook example of how to literally cap off an arrest...

 

Passing The Hat



Hey, you'd be a bit peeved too if you got wacked smack dab in the old (literally) goolies...

 

 

Testy Gramps



Yes, right now here today this very moment would be an excellent time to fess up and embrace the truth...

 

 

True Love

 

 

Okay, I get it.  You were in a rush this morning.  Didn't get around to removing the tag.  Hey, it happens.  No big deal.  It's not obvious at all.  No really, honest, it's not.  I'm sure no one will notice...

 

 

Wigged Out

 



Life imitates art far more than art imitates life.

 

                                                      Oscar Wilde

 

Arch Support

 





Nosing around...

 

Horse Scents

 





Came across Mr. Flamboyant here downtown, on Broadway, across from City Hall.

 

Once he spotted the camera aimed in his direction, he turned his head and lifted a hand to cover his face as if to hide.

 

Right.  And maybe magically your Mac Daddy outfit will disappear, too, and be replaced by an Armani suit.

 

I mean, come on, playa.  If you're going to walk the walk, then at least own it...

 

Shy Fly





Birds of a feather...

 

Fowl Play