Somewhere in here is a Laurel and Hardy routine about to break out...

 

 

 Walk 'n Roll

 

 



It is often said that New York is the fashion capital of the world.

 

Although fashionistas in places like Milan, Paris and London might respectfully disagree.

 

But there is no doubt that when it comes to sartorial style, New Yorkers are always at or near the top of anyone's list.

 

Bold.  Daring.  Always pushing the envelope, breaking new ground, a step ahead of the rest of the world.

 

Then there is this Manhattanite.

 

I mean, what was he thinking?  NIKE sneakers when a pair of snazzy pumps would have complemented his minimalist mid-winter outfit perfectly? 

 

Alas, there really is no accounting for taste...

 

 

Lacks Curb Appeal

 

 

 

 

  

 

SOLD!

 

 

Priced To Go



Fighting the flu.

 

It's a war out there.

 

Some people have resorted to surgical masks to keep germs at bay.

 

Mostly the standard issue white or gray variety.

 

 

 

Zzzzzzzzz.  SOOOO boring.  The fashion police would have this guy behind bars in a nanosecond.

 

If you're going to go full-blown bandito on us, at least do it with style.

 

Fortunately there is a remedy at hand. 

 

Behold...the animal print mask. 

 

Battle the bug AND unleash your chic inner beast!

 

Grrrrrrrrrr...

 

 

Girl Gone Wild

 

 

 



Redundancy.

We've all heard the term, a common word in these cautious, threatening times when paranoia about our vulnerabilities and security has us doubling up like never before.  Nowadays it has become prudent to back-up just about everything.  Airlines do it--in triplicate--to reduce the failure rate of a plane's mechanical system to near zero.  So do power companies.  And so do we.  Ever pack an extra pair of underwear into your overnight bag...just in case? 

Yes, it's one big redundant world out there.

But really, schlep a spare bike around town?  Talk about pushing the redundancy envelope!  But then again, perhaps he was a Boy Scout and that "Be Prepared" motto just kind of stuck.

Or maybe he just likes to show off.  Or annoy midtown motorists stuck behind him.

Carry on!




Bicycle Built For Two
 

You can never be too careful.

Even behind a Macy's window on 34th Street.

Especially when your face is your greatest asset. 

Because it's never a good idea to take a cigaret in the eyeball when you're a Dior model.

Or anyone else for that matter.




Hazardous To Your Health
 

Yeah, it's my board.  So you got a problem with that, dude?



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