Thursday, March 7, 2013

She's 21 years old.
 
First name, Georgia.  Middle name, May.
 
Father's name, Mick.
 
And yes, as you may have surmised, the family name is Jagger. 

She's one of seven children her uber-famous rocker dad spawned with four different women (Georgia's mum being model Jerry Hall).  One would assume his breeding days are finally kaput considering he's a grandpa now and approaching his 70th birthday in July.  However, with a prolific track record like his, never count Sir Mick out of the fatherhood game.  He's living, wheezing proof that while Rolling Stones may not gather any moss, they do roll over flower beds...
 
 
Call Me...Maybe
 


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Back in the day...
 
(when Times Square still retained some real NYC grit and character)
 
...many out-of-towners found the so-called "Crossroads of the World" to be a ghastly, foreboding place to visit.
 
Now?
 
Even fake frights can't keep the tourists awake.
 
 
Times Snooze



Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Memo to sidewalk food vendors:
 
You may want to be a teensy bit more selective when choosing a newspaper headline to display in your establishment's window...
 
 
Unappetizing
 


Monday, March 4, 2013

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
 
FIT is really just an acronym for the Fashion Institute of Technology on Seventh Avenue and has nothing at all to do with fitness per se or promoting a healthy lifestyle.  So picturing some cue ball schmoe sucking on a stogie when he may be perfectly "fit" probably constitutes a bit of a stretch in the irony department.
 
Still, ya gotta wonder how many people pass this FIT sign and are prodded in a subliminal message kind of way to ponder a gym membership or remind themselves to cut back on the carbs.
 
Just sayin'...
 
 
Smoker By Design


Sunday, March 3, 2013

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Friday, March 1, 2013

So ya think YOU have a tough time finding a taxi in this town?
 

Low Riders