Friday, May 31, 2013

Thursday, May 30, 2013

So you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 
Dog Day Afternoon 

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

By the looks of it, the Big City is turning into Perp City these days.  Considering the sheer volume of lawbreakers, it seems the NYPD might be spread too thin and in need of reinforcement...

Meet the solution: Gotham's latest reincarnation of a classic crime fighting superhero, a lone vigilante battling the vermin, scum, punks, predators and parasites on the mean streets of this great metropolis.
I give you...NIGHTWING !
I know I feel a heckuva lot safer knowing this masked crusader will be on patrol to keep us safe and out of harm's way.  Thank-you, Nightwing, thank-you...and God bless.

Winging It

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Hmmmm...and I always thought that midtown Manhattan was a no-fly zone.  This kid must've inhaled some of the helium from all those balloons...
Flighty Child

Friday, May 24, 2013

Thursday, May 23, 2013

A New York Minute tale:
Snoozing peacefully one minute...

...rousted by four firemen the next:

Wake-Up Call

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Far out, man.  We had Transformers back in the 60's, too.  They were called mushrooms...
Generation Gap

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

"Signs, signs, everywhere a sign..."
                                from "Signs"
 Five Man Electrical Band (1970)

Monday, May 20, 2013

Just another routine, normal, humdrum day in the city...

Smoke and Mirrors

Friday, May 17, 2013

Look kids, it's Elmo, and the poor little fella looks really tuckered out from working soooo hard posing for photos with the hordes of cheapskate tourists in Times Square.

Can you guess what Elmo is thinking about?

 Here's a hint boys and girls: Does everyone know what icy cold Coronas are? 

Miserable Muppet

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Okay, roger that, but would some occasional defecating be all right?
Dumping Ground

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Celeb sighting of the day:
Actresses Jemima Kirke and Zosia Mamet from the HBO series Girls shoot a scene on Sullivan Street in Soho this morning...
Girls Girls

I guess you could say he's crushing on her--literally...
Main Squeeze

Monday, May 13, 2013

Oh, come on, people, I know it's Monday, but wake up, smell the java and get with the program.  Look, if you were made of gold, you'd have an assistant with a broom following you around, too.  Hellooooo...ever hear of gold dust?  Uh-huh, yeah, thought so...

Golden Retriever

Friday, May 10, 2013

My oh my, what have we here boys and girls?  Perhaps a perturbed perp agitated by his apprehension?

Nah, he's just a perp perturbed about his missing chapeau, which another officer graciously retrieves: A textbook example of how to literally cap off an arrest...

Passing The Hat

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Hey, you'd be a bit peeved too if you got wacked smack dab in the old (literally) goolies...
Testy Gramps

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Yes, right now here today this very moment would be an excellent time to fess up and embrace the truth...
True Love

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Okay, I get it.  You were in a rush this morning.  Didn't get around to removing the tag.  Hey, it happens.  No big deal.  It's not obvious at all.  No really, honest, it's not.  I'm sure no one will notice...

Wigged Out

Monday, May 6, 2013

Life imitates art far more than art imitates life.
                                                      Oscar Wilde

Arch Support

Friday, May 3, 2013

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Came across Mr. Flamboyant here downtown, on Broadway, across from City Hall.
Once he spotted the camera aimed in his direction, he turned his head and lifted a hand to cover his face as if to hide.
Right.  And maybe magically your Mac Daddy outfit will disappear, too, and be replaced by an Armani suit.
I mean, come on, playa.  If you're going to walk the walk, then at least own it...

Shy Fly

Wednesday, May 1, 2013