There oughta be a law.

 

Pedestrians munching heaping salads while negotiating NYC's teeming sidewalks?

 

FUGHEDABOUDIT!

 

This precarious practice is hazardous to everyone else's health...an accident just waiting to happen.  One misstep and whammo! We're plucking lettuce bits out of our eyeballs and slipping on dollops of creamy ranch.  

 

No, thank-you.  The street should remain the domain of the venerable pretzel and hot dog, foods you can eat with one hand, no balancing act required. 

 

  Not to mention a heckuva lot more fun...

 

 

Vegging Out