"It's not delivery.  It's DiGiorno."

 

Oh, but it is delivered.  To supermarket coolers.  By guys like this one unloading his truck on 8th Avenue.  (Note: The DiGiorno and Haagen Dazs brands are both under the same parent company umbrella, Nestle)

 

Here's hoping their pizza crusts rise higher and better than this sartorially-challenged schlub's pants.

 

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