"It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno."
Oh, but it is delivered. To supermarket coolers. By guys like this one unloading his truck on 8th Avenue. (Note: The DiGiorno and Haagen Dazs brands are both under the same parent company umbrella, Nestle)
Here's hoping their pizza crusts rise higher and better than this sartorially-challenged schlub's pants.